Shower Madness

So as all of my housemates should know by now, I find it almost impossible to shower without music.

I've had this strange little habit for a while.  My Mum got so annoyed at me at one point for having a huge extension cable running from my room to the bathroom just so I could listen to the spice girls in the shower that she brought me a shower radio for Christmas one year.  It was shaped like a penguin and was glorious.

I digress.

So every time I have a shower, I load my spotify app and choose a genre in which I would enjoy getting clean to.

With my current obsession being what it is lately, my shower time has been very 50s.

I call it the shower shuffle (because I just push shuffle - lets keep it clean <------ BAD PUN!)

Anyway there is a 50s tune called Duke Of Earl - Gene Chandler  that came on during my latest shower shuffle.

Now any 20+ year old Aussie would be familiar with a 90s commercial for shampoo in Australia.  Set to the tune of this 50s classic.  So what else could I do but recreate the commercial.




It wasn't a pretty sight.

Things to look out for in the video.

A woman making very suggestive hand gestures to a shampoo bottle
Some killer 90's hairstyles
Glorious bathroom dancing
Amazing hair flicking

Oh god I need help!

Aussie Out
xo

Please note : No shampoo bottles were harmed in the making of this blog post!

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Farm Yard Crazy

On a recent trip to the corner shop, Charlotte discovered a packet of plastic farm yard animals.  After a great laugh about how funny it would be to buy them and put them in Thoms room, we left the shop and I didn't give it much thought afterwards.

A few days later, there was a knock on my door.  I opened it to find Charlotte holding the packet of plastic animals.  The farm yard hunt was about to begin.

So we giggled like school girls as we hid 6 plastic animals in his room, and waited impatiently for him to come home and see how long it would take him to notice.  Not very long at all.

Next we set out sights on Nicoles room.  While she was out on a date we re-hid all the animals and waited.  We received a group message on whats app, with her finding one of the animals, and the game was on.

We had hid them in Charlottes room also (The only photos I have I stolen from her as we hid them in a panic thinking she was coming home.)

My house is crazy... and I love it.

Aussie Out
xo

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I’m a star… in my own mind

I wish I could say I am thinking or acting this way because I’m tired, but that would be a lie.

I’m just crazy!

So I was waiting for the tube last night, listening to one direction ( cos I’m the coolest and lamest 20 something year old on the planet).

The tube arrived, and as I got on, I noticed there was no seats,  As I had been sitting down all night, I decided to perch myself against the doors that lead to the next carriage.  You know the ones that say walking through them can cause death! #yolo

As the train started moving, the wind started blowing through my hair - I was off.

My overactive imagination had me convinced that I was Beyonce or someone equally as fabulous, and that everyone else on the tube was my adoring public.

I tried my very hardest not to actually start singing or whipping my around in a Willow Smith type manner. (Although from the stares I was getting from 1 person in particular… I was fooling no one.)

If that wasn’t bad enough, later that night, I was on my last part of my journey home, walking up my street.  As I no longer had an audience, I naturally started pretending that I was filming a music video - No Hold Barred!

Lip-syncing and sassy walking up my street at 11:30 at night, I thought I would be safe.  Sadly a few of my neighbours now know that they have a crazy person among them on their street.

#NoShame #ThisIsWhyImSingle

Aussie Out

xo

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