I’m a star… in my own mind

I wish I could say I am thinking or acting this way because I’m tired, but that would be a lie.

I’m just crazy!

So I was waiting for the tube last night, listening to one direction ( cos I’m the coolest and lamest 20 something year old on the planet).

The tube arrived, and as I got on, I noticed there was no seats,  As I had been sitting down all night, I decided to perch myself against the doors that lead to the next carriage.  You know the ones that say walking through them can cause death! #yolo

As the train started moving, the wind started blowing through my hair - I was off.

My overactive imagination had me convinced that I was Beyonce or someone equally as fabulous, and that everyone else on the tube was my adoring public.

I tried my very hardest not to actually start singing or whipping my around in a Willow Smith type manner. (Although from the stares I was getting from 1 person in particular… I was fooling no one.)

If that wasn’t bad enough, later that night, I was on my last part of my journey home, walking up my street.  As I no longer had an audience, I naturally started pretending that I was filming a music video - No Hold Barred!

Lip-syncing and sassy walking up my street at 11:30 at night, I thought I would be safe.  Sadly a few of my neighbours now know that they have a crazy person among them on their street.

#NoShame #ThisIsWhyImSingle

Aussie Out

xo

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Do I Look That Bad?

7:00 - Wake up, get ready for work
7:20 - leave the house.  Walk to bus stop (because I'd much rather have 15 minutes extra sleep instead of walking to the tube)
8:00 - Arrive at Victoria, wait for Lucinda and walk up to Hyde Park (get coffee if needed)
8:25-8:30 - Arrive at work  - Sign in and start work
2:30 - 2:45 - Quickly eat some food - Continue working
8:30 - 8:45 - Quickly eat again - Continue working
10:00- 10:30 - Finish work.  Walk back to Victoria
11:05 - 11:15 - Get bus back to my street (I've walked all day - too tired)
11:25 - Get home, make lunch for the next day, shower
11:45 - midnight - Bed

REPEAT

(Oh and do this every day because days off are for the week - currently on day 11 of 13)

I get that sharing this information with you means you can now stalk me but I'd like to think I'm looking alright for someone with this schedule.

However the other night on the tube, somebody physically jammed his body in the doors (he was already on the train) so that I could get in the carriage.  Once I got one that train somebody stood up to give me their seat.  I'd love to think that chivalry isn't dead but I think I just must look like the walking dead.

3 weeks to go.

Aussie Out
xo

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