When it rains... it pours

1 year
12 months
365 days
0 interest from the opposite sex.

Then BAM!

I have bags under my eyes, having a shocking hair day.  I looked so bad today that as soon as I walked into work, my supervisor said "Sam are you ok?  You look terrible."

So naturally I was feeling pretty damn good about myself... NOT!

However the days events where not what I expects.  I was unexpectedly joined by my Christmas work boyfriend for lunch (we made plans to go out on an official date.  God help me)

Then after lunch,I had a customer ask me when my lunch break was because he wanted me to join him on a ride.

And then one of the workers on the ride next to me kept coming up to me every time I didn't have customers and tried to convince me to go out on a date with him and he kept telling me how lovely my smile was. (I was getting lactose intolerant pains from all the cheesy lines he was saying)

Then another man walked past and made a blow job gesture at me and then gestured that he wanted me to give him one.

So if there is a lesson that I have learnt from todays events, if you wash your hair and have little sleep.. You are irresistible.  Your welcome.

(Maneater)
Aussie Out
xo